The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes
I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD
this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
Because with everything going on in the world (the Christian holocaust, Ferguson, countless other acts of senseless violence), we need bad dad jokes.
hey makoto whats up
in other words guess who visited sea world
Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?
Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.
Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames?
Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits unclean
Did you just turn gelato into Shakespeare.
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
The sun and the moon in the same time on the sky.
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
this is the most confidence boosting text post i’ve ever read
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
That was supposed to be just a quick and simple mermaid drawing, but then I did a background. What’s gotten into me?!
im the only person in here watchin TMNT
how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot